spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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