I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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