My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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