This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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