I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She needs sedatives and a leash
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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