god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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