i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
My bed smells like the plague
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
