haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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