ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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