It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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