im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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