Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The adults are the big ones right?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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