yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
splinters make it hard to masturbate
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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