Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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