Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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