we're blogging at a bar
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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