They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
