i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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