he puts the penis in happiness.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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