I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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