You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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