She went from zero to smokin in five shots
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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