Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
