So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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