somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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