So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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