So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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