I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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