just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.