I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did