Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day

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(804): View more from Virginia

is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate

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(317): View more from Indiana

The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life

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(812): View more from Indiana

according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds

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