Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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