no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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