watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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