Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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