By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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