how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
how does that bad decision feel?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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