When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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