i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I can't turn off my feet"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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