maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Blood and glitter go together right?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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