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I faked an abortion last night.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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