I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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