I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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