When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize