Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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