Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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