Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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