If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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