Someone shit on the floor
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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