you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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