I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
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how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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