Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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