its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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