Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
birth control should be required to get into college
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
