Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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