Define "chronic" masturbator.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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