ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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